How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

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How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

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How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege