How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A: A box of crayons.

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What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless