What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause