Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter