Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.