What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

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What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.