Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.