Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.