Surgery Jokes

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

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How was the surgery?

surgery? But... was this not an autopsy???!!!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

What's the coolest kind of surgery?

Hip surgery.

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!