Peephole Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!