Peephole Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

Why do I vape?

It's how I let off a little steam.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf