Peephole Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight . . .

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!