Peephole Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.