Sith Lord Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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Where do the Sith shop?

At the Darth Maul. :3

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders