Sith Lord Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Dew diligance

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

Shopping Jokes More Shopping Jokes

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.