Sith Lord Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Once.

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

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What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

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What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.