Sith Lord Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other