Ross Jokes

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

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Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What does it take to be a president?

Nothing

How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ?

small loan of 100 million dollars

Utensil Jokes More Utensil Jokes

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.