Ross Jokes

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

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Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Lisa Kudrow Jokes More Lisa Kudrow Jokes

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Rick Ross Jokes More Rick Ross Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Phoebe Jokes More Phoebe Jokes

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Utensil Jokes More Utensil Jokes

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk