Ross Jokes

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

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Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

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Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Why did David Schwimmer need ear drops?

He had Schwimmer's ear.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Lisa Kudrow Jokes More Lisa Kudrow Jokes

Why did Courteney Cox?

Because Lisa Kudrow.

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Hershey Jokes More Hershey Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate?

Himshey's chocolate...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Utensil Jokes More Utensil Jokes

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae