Ross Jokes

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

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Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

Hershey Jokes More Hershey Jokes

What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate?

Himshey's chocolate...

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Phoebe Jokes More Phoebe Jokes

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

David Schwimmer Jokes More David Schwimmer Jokes

Why did David Schwimmer need ear drops?

He had Schwimmer's ear.

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Rick Ross Jokes More Rick Ross Jokes

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.