Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

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What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"