Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.