Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.