Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

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Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ?

Coffin and spluttering !

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.