Mafia Boss Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What did the web server told the browser?

My &ltBODY&gt is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me &ltHEAD&gt first.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins