Mafia Boss Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Who came after Augustus?

Septembrus

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

Dlc Jokes More Dlc Jokes

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

Organize Crime Jokes More Organize Crime Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.