Mafia Boss Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why is the ocean blue?

Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"

How do the fish get to school ?

By octobus !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What does a racist get for their birthday?

KK-cake

What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!