What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.