What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.