What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

Where does light go to jail?

prism

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.