What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.