What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season