What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!