What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions?

A crime fighter

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How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit