What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame.

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.