Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.