Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

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Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.