Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.