Martin Luther King Jr. Jokes

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

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