Martin Luther King Jr. Jokes

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

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What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Nelson Mandela Jokes More Nelson Mandela Jokes

What do Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela have in Common?

Theyre both dead and black.

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

School Jokes More School Jokes

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Martin Luther King Jr. Day Jokes More Martin Luther King Jr. Day Jokes

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.