Bad Conductor Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Bullet Train Jokes More Bullet Train Jokes

Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

Schedule Jokes More Schedule Jokes

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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