Bad Conductor Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

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Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

When is the best time to schedule a Dentist Appointment?

2:30 (Tooth Hurty)

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

How do you top a train?

Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Bullet Train Jokes More Bullet Train Jokes

Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.