Bad Conductor Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

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Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Bullet Train Jokes More Bullet Train Jokes

Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.