What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

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What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.