What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.