What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.