Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold