Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
I'm not Willie Nelson."
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold