Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."