Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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Why are librarians so shy?

Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for