Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."