Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

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How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.