Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

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What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.