How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

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Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

What's the squeakiest ride at the fair?

The haunted mouse