What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!