What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

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What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!