What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !