A double decker bus! You looked!
A: A red bucket in disguise.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
Because there is no driver up there.