Bond Mature Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.