Bond Mature Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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Guitar Player Jokes More Guitar Player Jokes

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

Earn Jokes More Earn Jokes

Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ?

Bond to succeed !

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal