Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.