What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

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What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.