How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

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What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.