How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .