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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

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What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Laser Jokes More Laser Jokes

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

Mosque Jokes More Mosque Jokes

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.