Pew Pew Pew Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

Pew Jokes More Pew Jokes

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

What does a church shooting sound like?

Pew! Pew!

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Khaki Jokes More Khaki Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out