Pew Pew Pew Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

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Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

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What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!