Pew Pew Pew Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the right nut say to the left nut?

This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

Tie Fighter Jokes More Tie Fighter Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Laser Jokes More Laser Jokes

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

Pew Jokes More Pew Jokes

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.