What's the difference between Bono and God?

God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono.

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.