What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.