What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

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What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

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What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.