What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...