What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

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What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...