What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Bawl Jokes More Bawl Jokes

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.