What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

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What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.