What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.