What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

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What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.