The 12th floor.
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Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear
Pho queue
He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
Make blonde jokes!
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Because they never run from nothin but the police
I cantaloupe.
No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.
They're both summary!