Abort Baby Jokes

Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

They weren't born yesterday.

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Why is an aborted baby so hard to fool?

Because It wasn't born yesterday.

This joke may have profanity.

Why can't you fool the aborted baby?

It wasn't born yesterday.

Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

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