Large Plain Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

How do you disappoint a redditor?

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Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

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What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars