Large Plain Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

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What are you doing on your phone?

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When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.