Two large plains.
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An order for two large plains.
Two large plains
Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.
You can't top a good pizza joke.
There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
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The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!
New York Jets
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Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
Han shot first.
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
Because he was 9/11.