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What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

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What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Why was Mark Fuch a terrible mailman?

He keeps delivering to the wrong fuching address!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him?

He was always high! (I'm sorry)

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.