Large Plain Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

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What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Al Qaeda Jokes More Al Qaeda Jokes

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.