Confront Jokes

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What's your first name?

Avoids

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!