Confront Jokes

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

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How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

Juggler Jokes More Juggler Jokes

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

What's the best strategy?

Go for the juggler.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave