Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l