Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.