Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.