Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

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What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure