Lust Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

Why was the lady's hair angry?

Because she was always teasing it.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.