7 8 10 Jokes

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

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Why is apple afraid of microsoft?

because 7 8 10

Why was Windows afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 10.

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Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

Window 9 Jokes More Window 9 Jokes

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

9 8 Jokes More 9 8 Jokes

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"