Cosmonaut Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.