Cosmonaut Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.