Cosmonaut Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

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Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !