Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday