Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u