Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.