Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.