Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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What did the dubstep valentine's day card say?

I wub you

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week