When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Ence Jokes More Ence Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence