When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

Ence Jokes More Ence Jokes

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.