When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

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What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports?

Because her coach was a pumpkin

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence