Ignore Jokes

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!