How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!