How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!