Phelp Jokes

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Williams Jokes More Williams Jokes

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

What should be Serena William's nickname?

Tennis-ee Williams

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.