What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

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What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.