What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.