What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

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What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.