What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.