Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

a restraining order.

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.