Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.