Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order