Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.