Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.