Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.