Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.