Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.