Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

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What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.