Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.