Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.