What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.