What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

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Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

What do you call a video game that gives cancer?

Tombr Aider

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25