How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.